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VERY SHORT LETTER I GOT FROM YA THIS TIME, DON'T YOU AGREE ??? I DO!!!! MEGASNADDER DIMMO, ALTS] JUST TO WARN YOU... I STICK TO ICE CREAM JONES'S POLITICAL VIEW ..... FRP: XXXXXXXXXX(SENSURED FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU, HEHEHEHEH!!!) SO, YOU ARE TAKING THE DRIVERS LISENCE NOW.... SO AM I!!!! I HAD MY 1.ST CLASS YESTERDAY. I WAS THE LAST TO SHOW UP IN CLASS, SO I HAD TO SIT ON AN OLD-WOODEN-CHAIR... MY ASS WAS HEARTING AS HELL AFTER ONE HOUR..... WELL, I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU VERY SOON!!!..... BYE!! MR.X / THE VOICE - SORRY FOR BEING THIS SLOW, BUT THESE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS HAVE BEEN A TOTALY NIGHTMARE .... WE HAD PLANNED TO CODE THE X-MAS DEMO BEFORE X-MAS, BUT WHEN RELATIONS COME TO VISIT YOU IN THE X-MAS , AND ALSO OCCUPY YOUR ROOM(INCLUDING YOUR COMPUTER) WHAT CAN YOU REALLY DO??? N-O-T-H-I-N-G!! DAMN! ANYHOW, I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU VERY SOON!!!! RICK / SCANNERS - OOOPS, I ALMOST FORGOT YOU !?! BUT DON'T GIVE UP, MABY THERE'S LYING A SENDING FROM GOOD-OLD-BENNY-BOY IN YOUR POSTBOX VERY,VERY,VERY SOON ARE YOU GUYS FINISHED CODING YAR MEGA-DEMO ?? IF SO, SEND IT TO ME!!! SO,LONG......... BLASTER / ZERO-BOYS - I AM VERY SORRY THAT I DIDN'T SEND TO YA SOONER, BUT AS MY ROOM WAS OCCUPIED, IT WAS HARD TO GET ADMITTANCE TO IT, SO I HOPE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND????! BYTHEWAY, I HAVE BEEN TO BUSY TO DRAW YOU A LOGO, BUT IF IT'S NOT IN MY NEXT SENDING, PANG............. UNDERSTAND?!?? C U SOON,THEN ( AND DRIVE CAREFULLY ON YOUR 'BLUPP'!!! GUTS / FLASH INC. - WHAT IN THE WORLD HAVE HAPPENED ???? ARE YOU DEAD OR SOMETHING????... I HAVENT HEARD FROM YOU IN MONTHS!!!! AS SOON AS YOU SEE THIS, WRITE TO ME!!! OK... HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON........ TO THOSE I HAV NOT SPOKEN TO.....HELLO, AND SEND SOON!!! ONCE AGAIN, AS THE SUN RISE, THE DILEMMA IS HERE....... LACKNESS!! GREETINGS IS (AS YOU CERTAINLY HAVE FIGURED OUT BY NOW IN THE FASTEST SCROLLER........ DON'T BLAME ME, BUT HERE IT IS AGAIN....MY ADRESS FOR SWAPING , JOINING AND SO ON, CONTACT THESE FOLLOWING ADRESSES....... MARK BRETON / ABSENCE OF MIND, ST/LEN 35, N-5500 HAUGESUND, NORWAY OR TO: BEN BRETON / ABSENCE OF MIND, LANGGATEN 31, N-5500 HAUGESUND, NORWAY! THESE ARE OURS HOTLINES MARKS: NOR +47(4)73 60 47 MINE(BEN'S): NOR +47(4)71 61 26 I DO NOT THINK THIS SCROLL TEXT IS GONNA BE ANY LONGER, COZ I'LL QUIT RIGHT AWAY.... READ ANOTHER SCROLLER NOW!!!! SPLUTSJ! - ANOTHER SCROLLER IS REALITY!!! ONCE AGAIN IT IS WRITTEN BY BEN BRETON..... THIS SCROLLER IS FAST! INFACT IT IS THE FASTEST (OF THE 5 SCROLLERS ON THE SCREEN!!)..... HOW VERY INTERESTING THIS SCROLLER IS BOUND TO BE SHORT, COZ IN JUST ABOUT HALF AN HOUR I AM SUPPOSED TO BE AT A FRIENDS PLACE. AND YET WE ( MARK AND BEN(!)) AIN'T FINISHED PACKING THIS DEMO. WE HAVE ALSO APPROXIMATELY TWO SCROLLERS LEFT TO WRITE ON MY (LOVE) DEMO (EHEMM!) MARK IS VERY QUIET NOW, HE IS WATCHING A LADY ABOUT TO TAKE A SHOWER NEXT DOOR!!! HE'S VERY BUSY!!!! INSPIRATION, INSPIRATION, WHERE ARE YOU, DEAR!!! I WILL SAVE YOU FROM READING MY ADDRESS ONCE AGAIN (MARK'S REQUEST!!!??) THIS SCROLLER HAVE PROBABLY BEEN UNREADABLE FOR YOU, SO I'LL JUST END IT RIGHT HERE ...... SPLUTSJ! - - ABSENCE OF MIND SENDS GREETINGS TO ALL OUR FRIENDS AND CONTACTS IN ACTUAL TRADING GENERATION BROWBEAT BYTERAPERS CRYPTIC TALES DAMAGE DEPREDATORS DRUID ELECTRONIC ARTISTS FACTION FALC FANTASTIC FOUR CRACKING GROUP FENIX FLASH INC FULL FORCE HOAXERS IMPULSE LEGION LEVEL ELEVEN MAGIC SCIENCE MEGASTYLE INC NORTHSTAR ONEWAY ORN/AA PHOENIX POWER POWERSLAVES PRESTIGE PSYCHO CANDY QUEDEX RIZING ROYALTY SCANNERS SCCS SENZEI SHARON T.C.N. THE BLACK LORDS THE CURE THE EXPLOSIVE ONES THE GUARDIAN ANGELS THE GUILTIES THE VOICE TRAXION TRIAD TRIGON TROPICAL DUO UNIQUE VIRUS ZOOM - HELLO,HELLO... THIS IS BEN BRETON TALKING I KNOW THIS PART ISN'T MUCH, BUT WHAT MORE CAN YOU REALLY EXPECT FROM A GUY LIKE ME. I'M A GRAPHICER....NOT A CODER..YEAH!!! BYTHEWAY, DO YOU LIKE THA LOGO UP THERE ^^^^^^ IT'S MY LAST PICE OF ART!!! IF I MAY, I'D SAY IT'S TOTALLY COOL... OR WHAT DO YOU SAY, MARK?? YOU HAVE PROBABLY SEEN OUR X-MAS DEMO (????) BY NOW ..... IT'S COOL , ESPESIALY THE ARTWORK (DONE BY WHOM??????? HEHEHEHE!!) THIS SCROLLER ISN'T GONNA BE LONG, BUT I'LL PUT UP THE CREDITS ANYWAY..... CODE BY BEN BRETON/AOM CHARSET BY RREFLEX MUSIC BY MANIACS OF NOISE LOGO BY BEN BRETON/AOM ALL TEXTWRITING BY ME! (MAYBE MARK IS ALLOWED TO PUT UUP A WORD OR TWO? WE'LL SE. ANYWAY HE WON'T WRITE IN THIS SCROLLER, COS I'M SITTING HERE IN MY BEDROOM ALL BY MYSELF, AND IT'S SOON TIME TO GO TO BED... I HAVE TO GO TO THE FUCKING SCHOOL TOMORROW, U KNOW.. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I HATE SCHOOL...BUT WHO DOESN'T!!!?? IF ANYONE OUT THERE IS INTERESTED IN EITHER JOINING OR SWAPPING (OR DIRTY 'FONECALLS EXCHANGES!!!!) THEN WRITE TO THIS FOLLOWING ADDY.. BEN BRETON/ABSENCE OF MIND, LANGGATEN 31, N-5500HAUGESUND, NORWAY! FOR MY HOTLINE DIAL NOR+47 (4)716126 ASK FOR STIAN!!! I'D PREFER DISK(S) ENCLOSED IN THE LETTER!! OHHH WHAT I HATE FUTURE-COMPOSER... IT'S SUCKS!!!! OR WHAT??.... I'M NOT PUTTING UP THE GREETINGS IN THIS SCROLLY, COZ I'M TO TIRES TO DO THAT!! BAD EXCUSE!!.... BYTHEWAY, I HAD A TERRIBLE NEW YEARS EVE!!!! LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED....... FIRST, AT 8 O'CLOCK SOME FRIENDS OF MINE + ME WENT TO A GUY LIVING A COUPLE OF HOUNDREDS METERS AWAY FROM ME.... WE GOT SOME CHIPS, SOME LIMONADE, SOME CHOCOLATE AND SO ON.. SUDDENTLY MY FRIEND CAME IN WITH A BOTTLE OF SMIRNOFF (SIKLE,SIKLE ) WELL THEN, EVERYONE PRESENT GOT ONE GLASS OF IT... BUT WHAT HAPPENED ... YES..... EXCEPT ME, ONLY ONE PERSON DRANK THE BOOZE... AND WHAT ELSE HAD I TO DO?? I DRANK UP 5 GLASSES(INCLUDING MINE) WITH UN-MIXED SMIRNOFF... JEEEEEESUS!!!! IT TASTED DISCUSTFULL... AFTER THAT I GOT A LITTLE BIT DIZZY... THEN WE WENT TO VISIT A BEAUTIFULL GIRL (SHE GOES IN MY CLASS!!!) THERE I GOT TWO VERY, VERY LARGE DRINKS.... IT WAS SMIRNOFF AGAIN!!! PUUUUUH! AFTER THEM TWO DRINKS I BORROWED??? A GLASS OF WINE THAT WAS STANDING NEXT TO ME.... THAT WAS THAT EVENING.. EXCEPT FOR SOME FEW THINGS, I DON'T REMEMBER A THING BEFORE I WAKE UP LYING IN MY BED WITH A LITTLE HEADACE???? SORRY, I CAN'T WRITE ANYMORE NOW.... C U IN ANOTHER SCROLLER!!!! BYYYEEEEEE... SPLUTSJ! - HO-HO-HOWDY! HERE'S EVERYBODY'S FAVOURITE, MARK BRETON.... I PROMISED BEN I'D WRITE 10 BLOCKS OF SCROLLTEXT FOR HIS DEMO....HUH,I WONDER IF HE MEANT $10 BLOCKS OR JUST 10 BLOCKS ? WHO CARES! IN THE END OF THIS SCROLL YOU CAN FIND SOME PERSONAL MESSAGES, BUT SINCE ONE OF THE OTHER SCROLLERS CONTAINS INFORMATION ON HOW BEN CELEBRATED NEW YEAR'S EVE, I THOUGHT (NO WISE CRACKS -PLEASE!) I COULD TELL YOU HOW I SPENT THE LAST EVENING OF THE EIGHTIES.... SOME RELATIVES WERE STAYING OVER AT OUR PLACE, SO I INSTANTLY FIGURED OUT THERE WAS NO HOPE ABOUT HAVING A GOOD TIME - MOST OF MY RELATIVES ARE KINDA ... BORING! (WITH A FEW EXCEPTATIONS - LAST NEW YEAR'S EVE ZENIT/MAGIC SCIENCE VISITED ME, AND WE HAD LOTSA FUN - BUT THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY!!! OK, BACK TO 31.12 -89! I WASN'T ALLOWED TO GO DOWNTOWN EITHER (BECAUSE OF THE ALREADY MENTIONED RELATIVES...) AND IF SPENDING NEW YEAR'S EVE AT HOME WITH A BUNCH OF VEIRD RELATIVES WHEN YOUR MATES ARE HAVING SOME REAL ACTION (OR WHAT,BEN ?) ATTRACTS YOU,YOU SHOULD GET YOUR HEAD EXAMINED RIGHT AWAY! I TRIED (REAL HARD!) TO HAVE SOME FUN, BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY RELATIVES WANTED TO DO ? THEY WANTED TO WATCH DAN B0RGE (B)AKE(B)R0 ON NRK/ARK/FRK (NORWEGIAN TV!) JESUS H. CHRIST! ANYWAY, AFTER DYING OF BOREDOM AT LEAST 18 TIMES, WE WENT OUT FOR THE FIREWORKS AND ALL THAT! AGAIN I TRIED TO ARRANGE SOME FUN'N'ACTION, AND AGAIN I FAILED... WE FIRED SOME ROCKETS (UNFORTUNATELY I DIDN'T HIT ANY OF THE BORING PRATS...) SUDDENLY SOME PEOPLE STARTED SHOUTING "FIRE,THERE'S A FIRE!" WE ALL TURNED AROUND,BUT WE COULD NOT SEE ANY FIRE..."WHERE ?" WE ASKED! THEN THE GUY BEHIND ME SUDDENLY STARTED HITTING ME ON MY BACK! I STILL DIDN'T UNDERSTAND JUST WHAT THE HECK WAS GOING ON,AND LOOKED BEHIND ME... HOLY FIREMEN (IMPERSONATING ROBIN FORM THE BATMAN TV-SERIES..) NEEDLESS TO SAY,I GOT MY JACKET OFF VERY QUICKLY (IT WAS STILL BURNING!) AND I NOTICED MY BACK WAS FEELING SORT OF HOT! ANYWAY,WE FIRED THE REST OF THE FIREWORKS, AND WENT INSIDE... THERE I SAW THE ENTIRE BACK OF MY JUMPER WAS BURNT,AND EVEN MY T-SHIRT HAD BURNS ALL OVER... AND I HADN'T NOTICED NO FUCKING ANYTHING! I GUESS IT WAS KINDA LUCKY THE PEOPLE BEHIND US NOTICED WHAT WAS GOING ON, BECAUSE I WASN'T AWARE OF WHAT WAS HAPPENING UNTIL THEY STARTED HITTING MY BACK...(GJETT HVEM SOM VAR RESTEN AV NATTAS MOBBEOBJEKT #1,OG SOM FIKK H/RE OMATT OG OMATTATT 'DU ER EN LYSENDE FYR','JEG BLIR I FYR OG FLAMME N]R JEG SER DEG' ETC,ETC? MOVIES BASED ON COMIC-HEROES SEEMS TO BE THE IN THING RIGHT NOW - MICHAL KEATON WAS BATMAN, CHRISTOPHER REEVES WAS SUPERMAN (SOME TIME AGO!) ETC, BUT I'LL BE SURE TO GET THE ROLE AS 'THE HUMAN TORCH' WITH MY EXPERIENCES!!!! WHOOPS! I'VE WRITTEN MORE THAN 10 BLOCKS ALREADY,SO I'LL JUST TAKE A FEW IMPORTANT PERSONAL MESSAGES ... EFFY/GUARDIAN ANGELS - THANX FOR CONTACTING ME,AND THANX FOR SENDING EXPRESS...SEND SOME 'ANGELS DEMOS,OK? SPEEDY/F4CG - GOING TO HZ-PARTY ? WOULD BE DEAD COOL TO COME TOGETHER,EH? SPARKLER/MSI - SAME AS PREVIOUS MESSAGE,SORRY ABOUT YOUR TECHNICAL PROBLEMS! LET'S STAY IN TOUCH ANYWAY! FLASH/ATG - HOPE TO MEET YOU AS WELL AT THE HZ-PARTY! GRUWL/ONEWAY(PROBABLY NOT ONEWAY???) - WHAT'S UP? JOINED A NEW GROUP? YOU'LL SURELY BE AT THE HZ-PARTY,OR ??? OK! ALL MY CONTACTS, LOOK OUT FOR MY FORTCOMING PRODUCTION 'LIFE,UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING' FOR SOME 60 BLOCKS OF SCROLLTEXT AND (HOPEFULLY) A PREVIEW OF MY NEWEST PROJECT......NO DETAILS HERE,BUT I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT : SPELL 'EMAG' BACKWARDS,STRIKE A MATCH AND SMOKE A JOINT.......... OK,LET'S SEE IF BEN'S GOT ENOUGH BRAINS TO MAKE THIS SCROLL START OVER AGAIN..(BUT WHY THE HECK DO YOU WANNA READ IT AGAIN???) CU ALL SOON! - C D C D C D C D C D C M C - A B A B A B A B K J K L V - ABSENCE OF MIND SENDS GREETINGS TO ALL OUR FRIENDS AND CONTACTS IN, - ACTUAL TRADING GENERATIONP "BROWBEATP *BYTERAPERSP 6CRYPTIC TALESP ZDAMAGEP .DEPREDATORSP VDRUIDP - ELECTRONIC ARTISTSP ^FACTIONP RFALCP - FANTASTIC FOUR CRACKING GROUPP VFENIXP &FLASH INCP *FULL FORCEP ^HOAXERSP ^IMPULSEP ZLEGIONP 2LEVEL ELEVENP 6MAGIC SCIENCEP 6MEGASTYLE INCP &NORTHSTARP ZONEWAYP ZORN/AAP ^PHOENIXP VPOWERP .POWERSLAVESP "PRESTIGEP 2PSYCHO CANDYP ZQUEDEXP ZRIZINGP ^ROYALTYP "SCANNERSP RSCCSP ZSENZEIP ZSHARONP ZT.C.N.P >THE BLACK LORDSP "THE CUREP - THE EXPLOSIVE ONESP - THE GUARDIAN ANGELSP 2THE GUILTIESP &THE VOICEP ^TRAXIONP VTRIADP ZTRIGONP 2TROPICAL DUOP ZUNIQUEP VVIRUSP RZOOM - ( .HELLO,HELLOL. - THIS IS BEN BRETON TALKINGT C - I KNOW THIS PART ISN'T MUCH, BUT WHAT MORE CAN YOU REALLY EXPECT FROM A GUY LIKE ME. I'M A GRAPHICERP. - NOT A CODER..YEAHL!T - BYTHEWAY, DO YOU LIKE THA LOGO UP THERE X^ - IT'S MY LAST PICE OF ARTL! - IF I MAY, I'D SAY IT'S TOTALLY COOLL.T - OR WHAT DO YOU SAY, MARK??X - YOU HAVE PROBABLY SEEN OUR X-MAS DEMO (P?&) BY NOW T. - IT'S COOL , ESPESIALY THE ARTWORK (DONE BY WHOM/?6 HEHEHEHE!!)P C - THIS SCROLLER ISN'T GONNA BE LONG, BUT I'LL PUT UP THE CREDITS ANYWAYT.( - CODE BY BEN BRETON/AOM$ - CHARSET BY RREFLEX/ - MUSIC BY MANIACS OF NOISEX - LOGO BY BEN BRETON/AOM C - ALL TEXTWRITING BY ME! (MAYBE MARK IS ALLOWED TO PUT UUP A WORD OR TWO? WE'LL SE. ANYWAY HE WON'T WRITE IN THIS SCROLLER, COS I'M SITTING HERE IN MY BEDROOM ALL BY MYSELF, AND IT'S SOON TIME TO GO TO BEDL. - I HAVE TO GO TO THE FUCKING SCHOOL TOMORROW, U KNOW..T - AS A MATTER OF FACT, I HATE SCHOOLL.>BUT WHO DOESN'TL!J??/ C - IF ANYONE OUT THERE IS INTERESTED IN EITHER JOINING OR SWAPPING (OR DIRTY 'FONECALLS EXCHANGESP! - ) THEN WRITE TO THIS FOLLOWING ADDY..< - BEN BRETON/ABSENCE OF MIND,X 6LANGGATEN 31,/ - N-5500HAUGESUND,/ ^NORWAY!, - FOR MY HOTLINE DIALL - I'D PREFER DISK(S) ENCLOSED IN THE LETTER!!( FOLH - WHAT I HATE FUTURE-COMPOSERL.. IT'S SUCKSP!. OR WHAT??P.X C - I'M NOT PUTTING UP THE GREETINGS IN THIS SCROLLY, COZ I'M TO TIRES TO DO THAT!! BAD EXCUSE!!P./ - BYTHEWAY, I HAD A TERRIBLE NEW YEARS EVEP! - LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED/.$ C - FIRST, AT 8 O'CLOCK SOME FRIENDS OF MINE + ME WENT TO A GUY LIVING A COUPLE OF HOUNDREDS METERS AWAY FROM MEP.C - WE GOT SOME CHIPS, SOME LIMONADE, SOME CHOCOLATE AND SO ON.. SUDDENTLY MY FRIEND CAME IN WITH A BOTTLE OF SMIRNOFF (SIKLE,SIKLE ) WELL THEN, EVERYONE PRESENT GOT ONE GLASS OF ITL. - BUT WHAT HAPPENED L.R YEST. - EXCEPT ME, ONLY ONE PERSON DRANK THE BOOZEL.C - AND WHAT ELSE HAD I TO DO?? I DRANK UP 5 GLASSES(INCLUDING MINE) WITH UN-MIXED SMIRNOFFL.J JXENSUSP! - IT TASTED DISCUSTFULLL.L - AFTER THAT I GOT A LITTLE BIT DIZZYL. - THEN WE WENT TO VISIT A BEAUTIFULL GIRL (SHE GOES IN MY CLASSL! - ) THERE I GOT TWO VERY, VERY LARGE DRINKSP. - IT WAS SMIRNOFF AGAINL!J PTUJH!P - AFTER THEM TWO DRINKS I BORROWEDL? - A GLASS OF WINE THAT WAS STANDING NEXT TO MEP./ C - THAT WAS THAT EVENING.. EXCEPT FOR SOME FEW THINGS, I DON'T REMEMBER A THING BEFORE I WAKE UP LYING IN MY BED WITH A LITTLE HEADACEP?8 - SORRY, I CAN'T WRITE ANYMORE NOWP. - C U IN ANOTHER SCROLLERP!J BLYXEL. "SPLUTSJ! - HO-HO-HOWDY! HERE'S EVERYBODY'S FAVOURITE, MARK BRETONP. - I PROMISED BEN I'D WRITE 10 BLOCKS OF SCROLLTEXT FOR HIS DEMOP.G - HUH,I WONDER IF HE MEANT $10 BLOCKS OR JUST 10 BLOCKS ? WHO CARES! IN THE END OF THIS SCROLL YOU CAN FIND SOME PERSONAL MESSAGES, BUT SINCE ONE OF THE OTHER SCROLLERS CONTAINS INFORMATION ON HOW BEN CELEBRATED NEW YEAR'S EVE, I THOUGHT (NO WISE CRACKS -PLEASE!) I COULD TELL YOU HOW I SPENT THE LAST EVENING OF THE EIGHTIESP.C - SOME RELATIVES WERE STAYING OVER AT OUR PLACE, SO I INSTANTLY FIGURED OUT THERE WAS NO HOPE ABOUT HAVING A GOOD TIME - MOST OF MY RELATIVES ARE KINDA L.C - BORING! (WITH A FEW EXCEPTATIONS - LAST NEW YEAR'S EVE ZENIT/MAGIC SCIENCE VISITED ME, AND WE HAD LOTSA FUN - BUT THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORYL!C - OK, BACK TO 31.12 -89! I WASN'T ALLOWED TO GO DOWNTOWN EITHER (BECAUSE OF THE ALREADY MENTIONED RELATIVESL.C - ) AND IF SPENDING NEW YEAR'S EVE AT HOME WITH A BUNCH OF VEIRD RELATIVES WHEN YOUR MATES ARE HAVING SOME REAL ACTION (OR WHAT,BEN ?) ATTRACTS YOU,YOU SHOULD GET YOUR HEAD EXAMINED RIGHT AWAY!P G - I TRIED (REAL HARD!) TO HAVE SOME FUN, BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY RELATIVES WANTED TO DO ? THEY WANTED TO WATCH DAN B0RGE (B)AKE(B)R0 ON NRK/ARK/FRK (NORWEGIAN TV!) JESUS H. CHRIST! ANYWAY, AFTER DYING OF BOREDOM AT LEAST 18 TIMES, WE WENT OUT FOR THE FIREWORKS AND ALL THAT! AGAIN I TRIED TO ARRANGE SOME FUN'N'ACTION, AND AGAIN I FAILEDL.C - WE FIRED SOME ROCKETS (UNFORTUNATELY I DIDN'T HIT ANY OF THE BORING PRATSL.C - ) SUDDENLY SOME PEOPLE STARTED SHOUTING "FIRE,THERE'S A FIRE!" WE ALL TURNED AROUND,BUT WE COULD NOT SEE ANY FIREL.C - "WHERE ?" WE ASKED! THEN THE GUY BEHIND ME SUDDENLY STARTED HITTING ME ON MY BACK! I STILL DIDN'T UNDERSTAND JUST WHAT THE HECK WAS GOING ON,AND LOOKED BEHIND MEL.C - HOLY FIREMEN (IMPERSONATING ROBIN FORM THE BATMAN TV-SERIES..) NEEDLESS TO SAY,I GOT MY JACKET OFF VERY QUICKLY (IT WAS STILL BURNING!) AND I NOTICED MY BACK WAS FEELING SORT OF HOT! ANYWAY,WE FIRED THE REST OF THE FIREWORKS, AND WENT INSIDEL.C - THERE I SAW THE ENTIRE BACK OF MY JUMPER WAS BURNT,AND EVEN MY T-SHIRT HAD BURNS ALL OVERL.C - AND I HADN'T NOTICED NO FUCKING ANYTHING! I GUESS IT WAS KINDA LUCKY THE PEOPLE BEHIND US NOTICED WHAT WAS GOING ON, BECAUSE I WASN'T AWARE OF WHAT WAS HAPPENING UNTIL THEY STARTED HITTING MY BACKL.G - (GJETT HVEM SOM VAR RESTEN AV NATTAS MOBBEOBJEKT #1,OG SOM FIKK H/RE OMATT OG OMATTATT 'DU ER EN LYSENDE FYR','JEG BLIR I FYR OG FLAMME N]R JEG SER DEG' ETC,ETC? MOVIES BASED ON COMIC-HEROES SEEMS TO BE THE IN THING RIGHT NOW - MICHAL KEATON WAS BATMAN, CHRISTOPHER REEVES WAS SUPERMAN (SOME TIME AGO!) ETC, BUT I'LL BE SURE TO GET THE ROLE AS 'THE HUMAN TORCH' WITH MY EXPERIENCESP!C - WHOOPS! I'VE WRITTEN MORE THAN 10 BLOCKS ALREADY,SO I'LL JUST TAKE A FEW IMPORTANT PERSONAL MESSAGES L.C - EFFY/GUARDIAN ANGELS - THANX FOR CONTACTING ME,AND THANX FOR SENDING EXPRESSL. - SEND SOME 'ANGELS DEMOS,OK?T C - SPEEDY/F4CG - GOING TO HZ-PARTY ? WOULD BE DEAD COOL TO COME TOGETHER,EH?T C - SPARKLER/MSI - SAME AS PREVIOUS MESSAGE,SORRY ABOUT YOUR TECHNICAL PROBLEMS! LET'S STAY IN TOUCH ANYWAY!X - FLASH/ATG - HOPE TO MEET YOU AS WELL AT THE HZ-PARTY!T - GRUWL/ONEWAY(PROBABLY NOT ONEWAYL?C - ) - WHAT'S UP? JOINED A NEW GROUP? YOU'LL SURELY BE AT THE HZ-PARTY,OR L?/ C - OK! ALL MY CONTACTS, LOOK OUT FOR MY FORTCOMING PRODUCTION 'LIFE,UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING' FOR SOME 60 BLOCKS OF SCROLLTEXT AND (HOPEFULLY) A PREVIEW OF MY NEWEST PROJECTX.C - NO DETAILS HERE,BUT I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT : SPELL 'EMAG' BACKWARDS,STRIKE A MATCH AND SMOKE A JOINT(.C - OK,LET'S SEE IF BEN'S GOT ENOUGH BRAINS TO MAKE THIS SCROLL START OVER AGAIN..(BUT WHY THE HECK DO YOU WANNA READ IT AGAINL?:) CU ALL SOON!A - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - C D C D C D C D C D C M C - A B A B A B A B K J K L V -